Stolen from Crystaliron
[x] You are male.
[x] You would prefer being male.
[x] You don't wear makeup.
[ ] You love sports.
[ ] You play COD on XBOX LIVE.
[ ] You constantly make references to Family Guy, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard etc.
[ ] You enjoy UFC fighting.
[x] You wanted to be a policeman, firefighter, soldier, ninja, as a child.
[x] You like action anime, movies, games, comic books.
[/] You like violent music. (Well, sometimes. Depends on the song.)
[ ] You don't care how you smell.
[x] You look up to male role-models.
[x] You can relate to guy logic.
[x] You speak man, as in tools, cars, etc.
[x] You like baggy clothes.
[ ] You like someone who can cook well.
[x] You love memes.
[x] You like big dogs.
[ ] Fedoras are cool.
[x] You don't care about interior design, just that everything in your house works.
[x] You don't care who sees you scratch yourself.
[x] You sit with your legs apart.
[ ] You don't understand women.
[x] You rarely cry in front of people.
[x] You'll gladly open a can of whoop-ass on any douche who's asking for it.
[x] You like weaponry. Swords, guns, etc. (Swords.)
[x] You hold doors for women/disabled.
[ ] You brag about how much you can bench.
[ ] You have facial/chest hair.
[x] You aren't ashamed of your bromance.
[ ] You are female
[ ] You would prefer being female.
[ ] You like doing/having someone do your hair, nails, makeup, ect.
[ ] You wish you were thinner.
[ ] You play Kingdom Hearts, Animal Crossing, or [Harvest Moon.]
[ ] You are always singing along with pop music, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, ect.
[ ] You watch Glee, various Girl Power anime, or Jersey Shore, or anything on STYLE, WE TV, OWN, ect.
[ ] You wanted to be a princess, dancer, pop star, model, celebrity, as a child.
[ ] You like fantasizing about the perfect romantic night out with your boyfriend
[ ] You like pop music, or anything happy and cute.
[ ] You are very self-conscious, and what some other bitch says about you
could either make your day or bring your world crashing around your feet.
[ ] You look up to female role-models.
[ ] You can relate to other women.
[ ] You speak girl, as in makeup, hair, shoes, shopping, ect.
[ ] You like cute clothes.
[ ] You love a nicely laced corset.
[ ] You love to dye your hair.
[x] A tub of ice cream or a candy bar can fix everything.
[ ] Everything in your house is nicely arranged, and matches.
[ ] You worry you'll never settle down and have children.
[ ] You cross your legs and have good posture.
[ ] The male brain is a mystery.
[ ] You don't mind letting your feelings out.
[ ] You're just waiting for the right person to sweep you off your feet.
[ ] You are extremely jealous, some jerk looks at your person and you'll rip their eyes out with your bare hands.
[x] One of the first things you want to know about a person is their astrology.
[ ] Happiness is a nice, long hot bath, with bubbles.
[ ] Once a month, you let your crabbiness take over.
[x] You love cute little animals. (I mean, who doesn't?)
[ ] You have a lot of pillows on your bed.