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Masculine Traits

[x] You are male. 
[x] You would prefer being male. 
[x] You don't wear makeup. 
[ ] You love sports. 
[ ] You play COD on XBOX LIVE.
[ ] You constantly make references to Family Guy, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard etc. 
[ ] You enjoy UFC fighting.
[x] You wanted to be a policeman, firefighter, soldier, ninja, as a child. 
[x] You like action anime, movies, games, comic books.
[/] You like violent music. (Well, sometimes. Depends on the song.)
[ ] You don't care how you smell. 
[x] You look up to male role-models.
[x] You can relate to guy logic.
[x] You speak man, as in tools, cars, etc. 
[x] You like baggy clothes.
[ ] You like someone who can cook well.
[x] You love memes. 
[x] You like big dogs.
[ ] Fedoras are cool. 
[x] You don't care about interior design, just that everything in your house works. 
[x] You don't care who sees you scratch yourself. 
[x] You sit with your legs apart. 
[ ] You don't understand women.
[x] You rarely cry in front of people.
[x] You'll gladly open a can of whoop-ass on any douche who's asking for it. 
[x] You like weaponry. Swords, guns, etc. (Swords.)
[x] You hold doors for women/disabled.
[ ] You brag about how much you can bench.
[ ] You have facial/chest hair. 
[x] You aren't ashamed of your bromance.
Total: 19.5


Female Traits
[ ] You are female
[ ] You would prefer being female. 
[ ] You like doing/having someone do your hair, nails, makeup, ect. 
[ ] You wish you were thinner. 
[ ] You play Kingdom Hearts, Animal Crossing, or [Harvest Moon.]
[ ] You are always singing along with pop music, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, ect. 
[ ] You watch Glee, various Girl Power anime, or Jersey Shore, or anything on STYLE, WE TV, OWN, ect. 
[ ] You wanted to be a princess, dancer, pop star, model, celebrity, as a child.
[ ] You like fantasizing about the perfect romantic night out with your boyfriend 
[ ] You like pop music, or anything happy and cute. 
[ ] You are very self-conscious, and what some other bitch says about you
could either make your day or bring your world crashing around your feet.
[ ] You look up to female role-models.
[ ] You can relate to other women. 
[ ] You speak girl, as in makeup, hair, shoes, shopping, ect. 
[ ] You like cute clothes. 
[ ] You love a nicely laced corset.
[ ] You love to dye your hair. 
[x] A tub of ice cream or a candy bar can fix everything. 
[ ] Everything in your house is nicely arranged, and matches.
[ ] You worry you'll never settle down and have children. 
[ ] You cross your legs and have good posture. 
[ ] The male brain is a mystery. 
[ ] You don't mind letting your feelings out. 
[ ] You're just waiting for the right person to sweep you off your feet.
[ ] You are extremely jealous, some jerk looks at your person and you'll rip their eyes out with your bare hands. 
[x] One of the first things you want to know about a person is their astrology. 
[ ] Happiness is a nice, long hot bath, with bubbles. 
[ ] Once a month, you let your crabbiness take over.
[x] You love cute little animals. (I mean, who doesn't?)
[ ] You have a lot of pillows on your bed.
Total: 3

Masculinity: 19.5
Femininity: 3
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AnimeLionessMika Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014
danke für den watch! :D
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YoursTrulyMellie Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Thankee for the llama Jake Gasp 
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Malitane Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014
Thank you for the llama :)
(from june^^)
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chibi252 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
omg omg omg i'm super duper lateFinnian (Very sorry) [V1] 

thank you for the lama Pikachu Loves It Plz 
sorry for being so late though
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Dammit333 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014  Student General Artist
Thanks for the Llama!!I am a dummy!
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NISHDPIAN Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
hey thanks for the llama :llama:
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YoloAndOtherStuff Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014  Student General Artist
Arigatou gozaimasu for the llama! Llama jump 
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Hawkieface Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Much love for the llama!~
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Have one in return .3.
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nitefyredragon Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you for the llama :)
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Tournesoles Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks so much for the llama! Nod 
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